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According to a couple of undoubtedly well-adjusted men from Georgia (the state), Bigfoot’s corpse has been found.

Via the AP:

“Two men claim they’ve bagged Bigfoot, and they say the have the hairy corpse of the legendary creature stored away in a freezer. Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer say they stumbled across the corpse in the woods of northern Georgia, across the country from the remote regions of the Northwest where people usually claim to see the man-ape.

Still, the Georgia men say DNA will prove once and for all that the frozen creature is Sasquatch. They plan to present DNA test results and photographs during a news conference Friday in Palo Alto, Calif.”

Nothing like a couple of uptown Georgians going toe-to-toe with DNA. Sounds like a repeat of USA vs. Angola.

“The picture they sent out in a news release and on their Web site - http://www.bigfoottracker.com - shows what appears to be a hairy corpse crammed into a chest freezer. The accompanying announcement describes the creature as a 7-foot-7 male, weighing 550 pounds with 16-inch human-like feet and reddish hair.”

Someone please inform Mark Eaton’s family…

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